Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Security Files #3334

"Take that Trojans!"

I'm back on this creature feature "Pray for Morning" show filming in the middle of LA at Park view plaza. I've worked this location tons of times, I remember when there used to be tons of crack heads and homeless roaming these streets during the day and double at night. They some how cleaned up the place a little. We are sharing the building with a USC trojan party tonight, there has to be at least a couple hundred students here partying down.

Tojans..meh..

I look at my phone and notice that I have only 30 minutes till I'm off work, nice. These USC students are getting drunk as if this was a fraternity house. These white gals come up to a few of us acting stupid and asking questions about the movie and so forth. Not even the Mayonaise commercial phrase could save us from their stupidity. One of the girls was quiet and staring off into the park at some of the locals hanging around. Little did she know that this isn't the place to do that kind of thing giving off dirty looks, this isn't the OC. The local (african american lady in her late 20's, homeless and on drugs) steps up to the girl staring at her.

Blk Lady: What you looking at Bitch!
USC Girl: Whatever, whore.
Blk Lady: What skank? Fucking Bitch, I'll fuck your shit up!

I don't get invovled, not my party to guard. The events guard cheer onthe fight with "rip her clothes off, hit her and Kick her ass". What do you expect for minimum wage...

USC Girl: Go get a job crack whore.

her friends laugh at the insult.

Blk Lady: I do have a job slut. I'm a fucking plastic surgeon Bitch!
USC Girl: Yea right.

Black lady gives her a right to the nose. Blood gushes out of the USC girls nose, followed by screams of terror. Her friends watch in shock.

Blk Lady: I just gave you a new nose Bitch!

Blk Lady walks away.

Blk Lady: Come in my hood talking your shit, mother fucking bitch don't know who she fucking with. Stupid ass white piece of shit....

In a way I was at least hoping the fight would of lasted the rest of my time on my shift, but all it took was a Mike Tyson one hit knock out. The USC girl went back into the party full of blood crying her heart out. I bet she'll think twice before she's a smart ass in a city she's never been before.

This is why I'm a UCLA fan, we bruins know how to take care of ourselves in tough situations.

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